Bad Translator

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 * Original text: "Please take note the rules: -Do not swear. -Do not spam. -Do not advertise. -Do not insult/personally attack others. -Do not type in ALL CAPS. -Do not talk in bold/colored text. -Do not bop Anthony" ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Do not forget the rules, I promise to spam. Media, economy populations, insults, personal attacks. - Do you think that if you don't do it, I don't think the weight or the color of the text.- B. Anthony" (Fazer)
 * Original text: "Since you also have Word Search points, you can do the following: For 3 points each, you can set a custom gender or custom title using !gender C [text] or !title C [text]. Please note that colors/bold will be removed." ...43 translations later, Yandex gives us: "Finally, make sure that you can ekspozojnë'toħloq style name or 3 points! He said: [this text! Title: re: [customer service. You need to understand that the color does not take." (Fazer)